Cheesy Pennies

Remember the time they shot the mass murderer on our roof ? He's going to jail for life .  Nine times over. I know they have real...

New Year's Eve is one of those nights that is supposed to be a really big deal, full of champagne and fancy parties and being dressed up...

You all remember the scene in Monty Python's Meaning of Life where the fat guy is offered a "wafer thin mint"? I'm nearl...

December is the month where my talent for self sabotage truly shines.  If, for example, I were serious about this 50x50 business, would I...

Breathe. Thanksgiving , in all its oven-hogging, prep-for-days, button-busting glory, is over. You did, or didn't, shop yourself sil...

It's tomorrow, gang.  Thanksgiving. I have no idea if your house is in an uproar, or if you are relaxing on a beach somewhere.  A...

When I was little, like maybe 7 or 8 years old, my parents went away on vacation. To Hawaii. Without us. My sister and I were very conf...