It's wildfire season again here in southern California. There is one raging in Santa Barbara at the moment. It is approximately 77.3 miles away from here. This is a conversation that I had today with my mother:
Mom: I'm so worried.
Mom: The fires. I think they might be getting close to Oprah.
Me: [Nope. I got nothing. Keep mouth shut.]
Mom: She'll let us know at 3 o'clock.
Me: [Still nothing.]
Mom: I really hope she's OK.
Me: Me, too.