I'm a tiny bit offended

Things I took away from the new movie, Contagion:

1.  Like everything else about her, Gwyneth Paltrow's business trips look like a lot more fun than mine.  Except that hers are fatal, which is bad.
2.  One of the biggest problems that will face society during a global virus epidemic is the lack of trash collection in San Francisco.
3.  Doorknobs = harbingers of doom
4.  "Blogging isn't writing.  It's graffiti with punctuation."

Really? In the midst of a crisis affecting all humankind we need to demonize bloggers?